(In my best Southern Baptist preacherman's voice)
*ahem*
Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna just take time to give an almighty thank you for joining us today. We are here for a REASON. We are here because we KNOW what is good for us. We are here to bear WITNESS, that's right! For we all know that the good Lord gave us this world and this world we give in return. He makes the sun orange and He makes the sky blue, and in return we must give THANKS and GLORY for these wonderful things that hath been bestowed upon us. Bear WITNESS, folks, REJOICE! The resurrection is still six days away, but tonight is the night that the GATOR NATION shall rise AGAIN!
(If it doesn't, I understand that I look like a complete jackass. This is the burden that I must bear. Some restrictions apply. Must be 18 to enter. Void where prohibited. Not applicable in Ohio.)