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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say"PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"


( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
and then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
 

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great stuff joker.

on your last one, i saw a show on t.v. where a guy actually went into a home improvement store and used one of the display toilets. went in, sat down and read the paper. brought t.p. with him, finished and got up. then all the trouble started. it was really funny. can't imagine being there.
 

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yea that was on Jackass
 

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harley2001 said:
Can't do #5 anymore at walmart! But its still funny as hell!
yea i thought about that one and started to take it out, but i decided not to. give a lil rememberance of when we used to be able to get things on a slow basis, lol
 

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I've heard of people having sex in the pet food isle. I can't imagine that having sex in walmart is much of a turn on lol.
 
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