I hope this isn't your UPS guy
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACKAdVasFU0]UPS Delivery Goes Wrong - YouTube[/ame]
Or this guy
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgAq_KnDIPc]UPS "Special" Delivery - YouTube[/ame]
Or this guy
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcIOy6XcM3s]UPS delivers ! - YouTube[/ame]